Funny dating site adverts

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Creating an attention-grabbing entry on a matchmaking site requires the same tools as any successful advertising campaign: You want to draw attention and curiosity so a could-be match will want to read more.

Everytime im on facebook I get small pop up pictures about dating sites, pretend chat windows with writing in it from girls etc.

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Women have admitted they are not interested in men who are below their level, flings, one night stands, etc.

I haven't clicked on anything different, sometimes in notifications if I am tagged in photos the pictures come up there too?

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I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy." Note: The ad above turned out to be an adoption offer for a black labrador retriever 8 week female from the Atlanta humane Society.

It had 15,000 calls from men all over the country!!!!

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“I tried it all — JDate, Match, e Harmony…” Her voice trails off, as if she’s thinking hard. And, like the rest of the millions of people registered on dating sites and apps across the internet, she finds dating exciting, if not simultaneously exhausting. “When I go on dates now I say, you know, ‘are you completely, verifiably divorced,’ you know, ‘are you completely single?seeking svelte, kinky sex vixen for impossible fantasy roleplay. Sure, her **** drag on the carpet till her nipples bleed and she had to lift them and her belly out of the way just to sit down, but she's beautiful. "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.Some willingness to assist with basic bodily functions required." "MWM, 73, looking for SWF 18-35 for an intimate encounter with my wife and myself in a threesome. The things she does with her teeth are out of this world, too, especially when their in her mouth. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.I came across some very funny ads on the web and wanted to share them to get some laughs.Feel free to share some you might have seen/read as well.

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